SMS Spam

I get a lot of sms/text spam on my Indian mobile phone. Here is a record of it, with some information redacted, misspellings and capitalization retained.

True Friends are like Treasure!! Are You Good Friends or Secret Lovers? To Know BOND (Ur Friends Name) to 5***1. Eg. BOND RAHUL. Rs 3/Sms

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BIGGEST COLLECTION
of 10000 LETTERS
&
12500 ESSAYS
By 2 DVDs& 3 BOOKS
Useful for Students
&All Age Groups
Mrp:1000
Offer Price.499
Order by Sms:
LETTER to 5***3

—DZ066292

How Intelligent Are You? Test your IQ Level. Sms IQ (Ur Name) to 5***1. Eg IQ Amol. Rs3/Sms

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Offer of the Day 56***9(Tollfree) aur latest gaano mein se chuniye apna callertune!! Agent Vinod, Blood Money, Housefull 2. Rs30/mth & Rs15/song

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Dil ki baat Music ke sath! Kahe Happy Bday, Love u, Sorry, Miss U, kuch bhi! Dedicate kare masti bhare gaane message ke sath. Call 5***1. Rs6/min

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Kya Aap Motape Se
Pareshan Hain
Bina Vyayam
Bina Upwas
Bina Yoga K
MOTAPA Ghataye
WARNA Paise
WAPAS Paye
Call 09******561
OM SAI AYURVEDA IND LTD TC

—TD080008

How Intelligent Are You? Test your IQ Level. Sms IQ (Ur Name) to 5***1. Eg IQ Amol. Rs3/Sms

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Vidhya, Vivah aur Vyapar ke bare mai humare Jyotish Acharyo se salah lekar kare ek naye jeewan ki suruat. Call kare 5***5. Rs.9/min

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Who is in Ur Dreams? Someone Tall n Fair, May U both make a Wonderful Pair! Looking for a Life-Partner? Sms PARTNER (Ur Name) to 5***1 Eg PARTNER JOHN. Rs3/sms

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60% or 100% Kitna Gehra Hai Apka Pyaar? Janne Ke Liye Sms DEPTH (Apka Naam) to 5***1. Eg DEPTH SWEETY. Rs 3/Sms

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